Student: “Can I have it?”

TA: “Have what, the substrate?”

Student: “Yeah, with the gold on it.”

TA: “Uh, I guess so…”

Student: “Sweet! How much do you think it’s worth?”

TA: “…It’s only 50 nanometers – it’s not worth $#%&”

Student: “Screw that, I’m outta here!”

TA: *facepalm*